Howdy, ladies and dahlings and germ-filled cupcakes of pure scrumptious and phantasmagorical delight! :heart:
I wanna say something to y'all. It is something simple and perhaps a tad quaint, let me say. It is a story about you, or a part of you, or a part of you that you are in denial of, or your dog. Except your Chihuahua. Forgiveth me, but they are big-eared rats with snouts and the breath scents of Doritos.
The message story whateverthehell is this: YOU AIN'T PERFECT AND SHALL NEVER BE PERFECT EVER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, even if you were to wish to God or Walt Disney and they decided "okay," then rained a bucket of raw perfecti